Damsels of DDO Episode 51, Slave Pits of the Undercity

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week, we conquered some slave lords, sort of. Really, we just ran around for twenty minutes looking for a lever, and Sahba Jade trolled us with a huge fire trap. If the state of the Undercity is any indication of wealth, the slave lords need a new line of work. What are your overheads guys? Thanks so much for listening!

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Intro:

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 51st show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

I have not seen Sahba Jade. Ever. Or in the last week!
Mythery has never watched Grease 2.
- It has great songs in it, “Back to School”, “Who’s that Guy”, “Cool Rider” “Reproduction” Homework!

Rumors, News, and Lies
- Misc
  - Myth used a bow?
  - Cannith crafting – who is doing what?
  - Slave Lords’ crafting?
  - EE Caught in the Web
  - AH prices
  - How are you epic completionist characters doing?
- Game News
  - Update 32 Patch 1 later today (Thursday) includes
    - fixes for several unbound shards
    - adds Implement bonuses to scaling weapons
    - adds Mythic bonuses to Slavers crafted items
    - a couple of other things.
  - Producer’s Letter
- Forums
  - Pally 14-15 and then ??? Or what does Pally 15-20 get you?
  - The One Thing Results

Before we start!
- Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!
  - I think Roxy might be walking on thin ice.
  - Allyssa is back!!! She never left! <3
  - Phi Phi finally got what she deserved!!!!! YAY
  - Poor Ginger Minge
  - Comedy routines were great!
  - Lil Pound Cake on the Runway. YES!!!
  - Sorry for Alyssa but Alaska is going to win.
And now, some shameless embedded videos of our two favorite queens!

Slave Pits of the Undercity

Drevok asked us to help collect Codex Pages and Mysterious Remnants. He said that one of the Codex Pages was being held hostage by a lady named Dame Gold, who won’t give it up until someone comes to deal with the slave lords that are annoying her. Since these pages and remnants are evil and need to be gathered up we agree to go into the slave pits and find this lady to see what we could do to fix this situation.

We found her in a place called the Forsaken Temple. With a name like that I’m not sure what she expected. She was hanging out with her advisor and a dude that makes all of her clothes (what a prima donna). We tried to get the page from her but Drevok was right, she wouldn’t give it up. Actually I think we could have talked her out of it but she didn’t want to lose face in front of her advisor since sending us to take care of the slavers that they allowed to make a base there was his idea. She said they were selling them off to the highest bidder and we should probably hurry.

OK, so what really happened was, we looked for slaves and levers. We found slaves, like more than 40 but the levers are like out in plain sight so they are really hard to find. And we had to look a lot! No one died, if you don’t count Sahba’s hire and we fought a bunch of rats, umberhulks, skeletons, and orcs or were they half orcs? Either way, their living conditions were deplorable! They are either really bad at the slave game or they don’t charge enough. The quest was fun and I am looking forward to doing the rest of them. Oh, and being a ranged ranger is not half bad.

Loot

All items are ML 8 and Bound to Account on Acquire.

MISC

All Things Mythery: (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

Mythery Says: My Spot score goes up as the quest goes on.
Ask Mythery: What do you know about fairies?

Housekeeping!

Nothing!
Mythery – I will help Lessah do her layover. Overlay, thing. When are we actually going to do this?
When is Next time? (Our schedule is now correct on the DDO calendar.)
- Twitch – Oct 12, 1 CDT
- Podcast – Oct 13, 1 CDT

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